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Written by Dr. Redi Cunt   

You
 want
 to
know why  I put it in the apple?
The poison, right. Why not. One place is as good
as another. I had to disguise it. Why not a dress? Acid
would have made her shrivel up and die and that's been done.
Yes, apple has been done before too. The mirror suggested it.
He said who'd suspect a nice red apple and better yet, who would
question a poor old woman trying to sell the apple. I also just happened
to have apples on hand. I wouldn't have put it in a kiwi or a cumquat.
Those peasant girls don't know much about transnational delicacies.
No, this isn't about knowledge disguised as fruit. I dressed as a hag,
not a temptation, though I did get her, at least temporarily, out of my
kingdom, garden, or whatever you'd like to call it. But the point
was to get the prince for myself. I was the fairest of all them all.
This has nothing to do with Eve's apple. Wait, Eve had an apple?
I thought it was always Adam's apple. The one he's
been choking on  after all these years.

About the Author

Redi Cunt isn't a doctor. Not a mother. Not a student. Not even a real job worker. She's a professional blogger. And on the occasion she writes other things she sends out to all sorts of places and occasionally she's lucky. She loves lucky. She loves her cunt. So should you.

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