You want to know why I put it in the apple? The poison, right. Why not. One place is as good as another. I had to disguise it. Why not a dress? Acid would have made her shrivel up and die and that's been done. Yes, apple has been done before too. The mirror suggested it. He said who'd suspect a nice red apple and better yet, who would question a poor old woman trying to sell the apple. I also just happened to have apples on hand. I wouldn't have put it in a kiwi or a cumquat. Those peasant girls don't know much about transnational delicacies. No, this isn't about knowledge disguised as fruit. I dressed as a hag, not a temptation, though I did get her, at least temporarily, out of my kingdom, garden, or whatever you'd like to call it. But the point was to get the prince for myself. I was the fairest of all them all. This has nothing to do with Eve's apple. Wait, Eve had an apple? I thought it was always Adam's apple. The one he's been choking on after all these years.
About the Author
Redi Cunt isn't a doctor. Not a mother. Not a student. Not even a real job worker. She's a professional blogger. And on the occasion she writes other things she sends out to all sorts of places and occasionally she's lucky. She loves lucky. She loves her cunt. So should you.
My main focus in art is color, design and composition. I have a true passion for color as the art subject itself - how colors fit together, how they communicate with each other within the design, how certain colors combined with one another evoke a certain feeling - this is paramount in my work. I am a social worker, artist and poet living in Austin, TX. Read More...